The remake of a classic horror franchise where Sam Winchester tries to find his
Standard 2000s slasher movie that will make you afraid of facial waxing forever.
Bodies Bodies Bodies but they're prep school kids and almost nobody dies.
A deeply unstable criminal profiler meets the worst (and most interesting) enabler known to man.
A superhero franchise for sex perverts: aka, what this country really needs.
Man mourns his dead wife and struggles to connect with his children while wearing a cowboy hat.
Taking various Hugh Dancy and Mads Mikkelsen-shaped Barbie dolls and smashing them together just because.
The greatest horror movie ever made, the height of Jensen Ackles' acting career.
Sometimes I have an idea of my own!